pictured two dumb teens commit dumb vandalism

1) The chair is written up last for Reasons. So starting with the cash register: WHY ARE YOU COMMITTING THEFT!! There are copper coins inside, but if the two look a little harder, they will also find various coins from various periods of ancient Grecian history. It'd be super funny if they didn't recognize the time period. Touching a Grecian coin imparts a GREED status effect; your character will want to take as much Stuff (TM) as they want from wherever they can get it and hoard it in a SECRET SPECIAL PLACE!! Maybe they just want to take stuff from the canteen. Maybe they like the way their teammates' Cool Shit looks and want it for themselves. Either way, they will turn into little gremlin dragons for 1 IC day before the effect wears off.

2) The flavor additives on the fountain drink machine don't taste like the flavors you'd expect them do. In fact, each flavor seems to be associated with a weird emotion? Your characters will feel it for like five seconds before the emotion fades, but boy, is that weird!! The emotions are:

Cherry: That feeling you have in the morning when you forgot to eat breakfast but it's now 10:00 a.m. but you're hungry and you don't know if you should wait until lunch to eat or just give in and ruin your lunch with whatever brunch-like food you can find.
Lemon: The unbearable sense of frustration one has when they stub their toe.
Lime: Existential dread.
Blueberry: Did I forget to turn off the stove, oh god.
Strawberry: Dehydrated nausea.

3) AND FINALLY, the duo can goof around on the chair for quite some time before anything happens! Two Shadows will stumble onto the scene late with Starvicks. The rainbow guy is drunk as a skunk, and while the other Shadow is sober he seems super chill with Minato and Tsuruno having defaced the La-Z-Boy. These chuckles don't know shit about fuck and literally cannot answer any questions Minato or Tsuruno might have; they laugh them all off with "haha I don't know man I'm just here to have a good time!" The rainbow guy will introduce himself as the "Hedonistic Braggart," to which the other dude will respond, "For fuck's sake Dio stop being so edgy" and introduce himself as just "Hermes." (Minato may feel a sense of familiartiy).

I'm not kidding in that these two guys don't know shit about fuck and will be absolutely useless for any plot information. But they are non-violent and just wanna hang out and chill with Minato and Tsuruno. They seem super interested in getting to know the two and will absolutely offer them alcohol and snacks because like, it's a party, man!!

AND SO I DON'T ASSUME WHAT YOUR CHARACTERS ARE DOING: would Minato and Tsuruno stay to hang out with Hermes and Dionysus, or would they turn down the invitation?