RITSUKA: Simply typing on the keyboard doesn't do anything other than produce some mysterious beeps. But when she fiddles with the monitors, one of them suddenly springs to life before her!! How it was fixed is a mystery, but hey, it's there! The only thing displayed on the monitor is an old-timey command screen with a blinking cursor. After the command screen pops up, she can type in whatever she wants, but the only response she gets are words that begin with the last letter of the last word she typed. S-shiritori.

Pens and paperclips can be stolen at will, as well as the papers with mysterious writing on them! The letters almost seem to look like stylistic animal figures, if she looks at them closely enough. Hm.

UNISONYA: The entire room smells like DONUTS. Delicious, sweet, luxurious donuts. :9 The music she hears in the room is pretty nice and chill, honestly. Something you can really vibe too. And when she breaks a television, a piercing scream will echo throughout the room as a cloud of data fill with 1s and 0s seeps out of the cracks. The scream is so loud that it hurts, and when the sound dies away, Unisonya will find that she cannot speak for one IC day.

RUGGIE: Like Ritsuka, Ruggie will notice that the writing on the paper seems to be comprised of letters that look like stylistic animals. What's more, if he flips one of the paper's over, he'll notice a childish drawing of a SNEK WOMAN holding hands with a MONSTROUS AND GIANT SNEK MAN with a little heart hovering above their heads. Cute. All papers and batons and handcuffs can be stolen without issue. There are no false bottoms or hidden compartments in the desk, either!

While Unisonya smells DONUTS, Ruggie will smell COFFEE. There's no explanation for this. Cops like donuts and coffee, I guess.

MINATO: Minato will get responses similar to Ritsuka when typing words into the computer. Each reply will be a word that begins with the last letter of the word he had typed into the system. MORE SHIRITORI!!! Also he can easily take a pair of handcuffs. I don't know what he plans on using them for, either.

YANLI: She can remove papers without issue! She won't be able to see anything other than wires and tubing through the broken TV screens, but h-hey, at least Unisonya breaks one open completely to reveal the scream-y data cloud, right?? There is no CCTV manual, though Ritsuka manages to get one working anyone just by fiddling with the monitor, so it all works out! As for checking with ghosts, she will feel a SPIRITUAL PRESENCE, but it is one that is a bit too distant for her to really contact or commune with. It's there, though!!

THE CHAIR:

Whether Ruggie or Ritsuka or Yanli get to the chair first, Yanli's instincts were right on the money. As soon as anyone interacts with the chair, an angel will leap out from behind it, thrusting his weapon menacingly into the faces of the group. He is a very stern angel!! Very angry!! Very annoyed with the group rummaging through his office!! He will tell them they are trespassing on restricted territory and insist they are all under arrest. He will tell the group his name is "Divine Warrior," but he otherwise will not answer any questions.

He will then summon a couple of lesser Shadows to PUT THE GROUP UNDER ARREST. The Bribed Fuzz Shadows will attack first, mostly with physical assaults from their guns and batons and handcuffs. They are fairly weak, however; they can be taken out pretty easily and will vanish in a puff of smoke when killed. The Divine Warrior, however, is much stronger-- a Lvl 80 Shadow compared to your Lvl 20. Injuries in the fight with the Bribed Fuzz will be mild to nonexistent, but injuries from the Divine Warrior-- who will attack when the Bribed Fuzz are killed-- will be at least moderate! You can choose your own flavor of injuries, it's all good.

While fighting the Divine Warrior, you will notice something strange about him. . . he seems to have a golden locket hanging around his neck. Anyone with spiritual sense will sense that there is something. . . different?? Important?? About this piece of jewelry