I. Respect for the Dead (???)

[a pretty young man with an uncertain number of wings and a soft golden glow emanating from the back of his head surveys the cemetery.]

...I must say, this all seems to be in rather poor taste.

II. Get Jiggy With It

[Cecy's stuck dancing, you're stuck dancing, and he's looking at you because you're the closest person he can find.]

Oh, for--may I have this dance? Please? I desperately need coffee and this fucking music is not helping.

III. Team Bonding...?

[mournfully reviewing the list of instructions]

Shall we get this over with? ...No punching, please.